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The Righteous Woman by the-improbable-ive, literature

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The Righteous Woman

They’re working one of those in-between jobs again. It sounds stupid to say they’re basically just filling time, waiting for the apocalypse, but Dea can’t shake the feeling that that’s exactly it. Hey, beats twiddling your thumbs. She sent Sam into the dilapidated convenience store, opting instead to sit in the Impala’s driver seat, playing her music louder than her stick-in-the-mud brother would ever tolerate. The radio crackles once, a loud, drawn-out static, then shuts off. “What the...” she bends over it, half-prepared to run to check on Sammy, when a prickling on her neck causes her to turn aroun

While They Last: part II by the-improbable-ive, literature

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While They Last: part II

John Watson is a soldier- was a soldier, maybe, but tenses don’t matter, because that is what he does. He soldiers on. Even on the days when everything he’s let get away from him is haunting him and he’s almost earned back that limp. It’s a different flat, not a bad place to wake up, but not a good one, either. It’s at a very nice price and it’s just the right size for one man (that is, small). Everything has a place, and everything is in that place, militaristic with the touch of disorganization you find in a bachelor’s flat. He goes to work at the surgery, he comes back, and there are no body part

While They Last by the-improbable-ive, literature

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While They Last

"Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?" -Alfred Lord Tennyson --- "So," Lestrade says, crossing his arms. "What're we looking at?" He's giving Sherlock that look, the same focus, curiosity, trust, and confusion he did the first time John met him. Sherlock raises his eyebrows, and his eyes flick away from the corpse for a second. "A body, Lestrade, I thought even you could discern that." He smirks at John's half-snort of laughter, then is completely focused on the scraps of something that was once human. Lestrade doesn't respond, but watches each taut line of the consultant's form, bent over for closer examinat

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year by the-improbable-ive, literature

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

A few days before Christmas, Molly buys a package of ten Christmas cards and sits down on her bedroom floor with her cat and a pen. They're pretty cards, she thinks. She hasn't sent any in a long time, but it seemed that this year was the year to start again. At least, it did when she was in the store, and saw this set of cards, with its artful arrangement of snowflakes and cartoon birds. Now that she's sitting, actually faced with the prospect of writing messages in them, she wishes she hadn't spent the money that makes her feel obligated to do the deed. Finally, she just picks up the pen and opens the first card. It gets addressed to She

Never by the-improbable-ive, literature

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Never

This is a nightmare. No, it really is a nightmare. It's a dream. Right now, the pain he's inflicting and experiencing...it's all in his head. But isn't that all that's really mattered to him? The inside of his own head? He thinks there might be a way to trigger his physical self, the one in the world of Others, to awaken, but that thought isn't really clearly defined. Just because he knows that this is a dream doesn't mean he has the power to shape it. How? How is this possible? The man of complete control, mental discipline, reduced to this? A nightmare! In his own carefully kept mind, the very idea is as abhorrent as being sliced right

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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You Were Mine by WildRedRose14, literature

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You Were Mine

It is funny how people express their affection. I am clingy, I know. A puppy in constant need of reassurance, but in return you will get never ending support and selfless loyalty....but you learnt that quickly. We slipped from close friends to more so easily...friends who did not have personal space...we knew holding each others hands meant more. You took the initiative thank God because though you were half a year younger you were depressingly more experienced. And I know they called you names for it. Slut. Whore. God knows what else. You had only been with five guys....less than some of them had. You had slept with three. I was

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Thinking of Him by the-improbable-ive, literature

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Thinking of Him

Here's the thing about living with Sherlock Holmes: There's never a dull moment. Even when you're not chasing down homicidal maniacs or searching for wisps of clues only he can see, there's the flat to contend with. Mrs Hudson and I used to joke about Sherlock's organisational system. We called it, "This goes there, even you should be able to see that". Except we couldn't. To me, it looked like random piles of papers, files, CDs, cassettes, and any other piece of junk related to a case. To him it was a careful index of everything he'd done. That's not even to mention the kitchen. Or research laboratory- it really got more use as the latte

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Artist // Student // Varied

June 4
Deviant for 12 years
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About me...about me...

Um. I am a Christian.

I love animals and I'm a time lord.

I'm trying to go digital but I think I'll always be more comfortable with a plain old fashioned pencil.

I read too much, even if it's just the nutrition facts on my cereal, and I'm a chronic doodler.

I have Gimp and I love it.

I like to click on the random deviant thing and find something in their gallery to fave.

I read all comments, even if I don't respond to them...and I'm a nerd.
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COMMISSIONS:
Line art: 8 pts.
"real" drawing: 10-30 pts, depends on difficulty
Stories/fanfics: 10-30 pts, depends on...factors. Talk to me.
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I DO NOT CLAIM TO HAVE CREATED MY WEBCAM, ALL CREDIT GOES TO

Current Residence: 221b Baker St., 1895
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano gen. 3

Favourite TV Shows

BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Owl City, Chameleon Circuit, Lights, Breanne Duren

Favourite Books

The kinds with words. And pages.

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reading, writing, doodling, biology

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the-improbable-ive

Apr 22, 2013

Awkwardly Waves Hello

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Um...hi, all. You may have noticed, I've been on hiatus, so. But! I'm considering coming back this summer, but I'd like to know I have some community interest if I do, so...anyone? Opinions? hahahah i'm so eloquent OH, and this is the funniest thing EVER. http://allforaloafofbread.tumblr.com/post/48439034816/deepfriedtwinkie-extended-metaphor-ill

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the-improbable-ive

Jan 2, 2013

YAY HANNAH

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I'm here with Hannah (say hi, Hannah) and her cat and it's awesome and I'm really happy. We just watched "A Gay Game of Shadows," and I actually really enjoyed it. Oh yeah, and happy new year, everyone! You're awesome and I love you. This has been a journal.

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the-improbable-ive

Dec 29, 2012

grr

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i don't think you people understand how HARD IT IS TO DRAW ORANGUTANS

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Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

remanth

Jun 4, 2014

Happy birthday! *throws confetti*

LizzieDoll

Jul 19, 2013

Hi there and welcome to

We hope you enjoy being a part of our group and would ask that you read the rules and guidelines on the group's main page, particularly the section on submitting pieces to our gallery.
Don't hesitate to contact me with any questions

remanth

Jun 4, 2013

Happy birthday! *throws confetti*